Shameless Quotes

Debbie [playing video game]: Eat my ass!!!

Snob Mob: It must be nice not to own a house and have to worry about this stuff. Fiona: Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and…

Steve: Wanna see me make a Mangina?

Frank [to Monica]: Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother. What’s next? You’re gonna take up with a black lady…

Monica: I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years, it’s like swallowing glass everyday.

Eddie: Whores don’t get cars!!

Karen: I wouldn’t exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.

Kevin: Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.

Bob [to Frank]: You wish you had a dick as big as mine!

Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP? Lip: I don’t know, BOB, let’s see. You’re camped out at my house, you’re fucking my mother, and you’re…