Shameless Quotes

Kevin: Are you gonna put those in my ass? Because I’m not even gonna feel that.

Lawyer: If memory serves, she was a Summa Cum Laude cunt.

Kev: Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you’re hung like a bear!

Lip: Well you know how Dad’s a total fucking asshole? It turns out he’s the good one.

Frank: If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.

Steve [to Deb]: I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.

Sheila: Frank, I certainly hope you’re not pooping in there. It’s a closet.

Mrs. Lishman: Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It’s medicinal.

Bartender: Like you in the sack, make it quick. Frank: It wasn’t quick, I was just busy that day.

Steve: Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender?