Shameless Quotes

Deb: Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.

Frank: I know I haven’t been the most exemplary father for the past three, alright 15 years, but from now on we’re gonna be a family…

Sheila: Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.

Frank: No. No way. I can’t handle anything in my ass without alcohol.

Professor: The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.

Frank: I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious.

Frank: Well you’re hot, but it’s been awhile since I’ve been with a dude… nevermind two….

Fiona: Fuck you. Steve: I love you, too.

Thug: Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.

Frank: He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.