Worrying she might again be pregnant, Marge heads to Dr. Hibbert's for a pregnancy test.  While awaiting results, Homer tells the children the story of how Marge and he got a quickie marriage and how he had to prove he was ready to fatherhood to Patty and Selma.

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

(After Homer rejects other names for boys based on rhyming nicknames)
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that.
(Missing fart due to only 4 fingers)

Selma: Marge, I've got two and a half words for you: Gulp N' Blow.