Melissa Covers Jake's Ears
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14
"David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
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When Alan feels unloved at his surprised birthday party he moves in with Melissa and her mother.

Alan and Herb
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13
"I Think You Offended Don"
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Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced the baby is his. Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is in such a bad mood.

Jake and Charlie Compete
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"Thank God For Scoliosis"
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Charlie and Jake compete over a waitress; Alan and his receptionist, Melissa, try to fight their attraction towards each other.

Emilio Estevez on Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 11
"The Devil's Lube"
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When one of Charlie's old wing men (Emilio Estevez) dies while talking to Charlie, he rethinks his life and ends up almost proposing to Rose.

Alan's Kayak
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"He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited"
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Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and Alan sees no reason to work anymore. Meanwhile, Jake ends up finding a hidden cooking ability that might let him skip college.

Charlie Meets Jerome
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"A Mooch at the Boo"
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Charlie fears for his life when Jake begins dating his neighbor's daughter and Alan gets a date at the Mercedes dealership.

Jake's in Trouble
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"Pinocchio's Mouth"
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When Charlie's girlfriend, Chelsea, asks him to spend the night, he feels out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Alan tries to follow through with Judith's punishment for Jake.

Herb on the Prowl
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"Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
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Alan tries to escape Judith's grip as Charlie and Herb go out on the town. To cover for Alan, Charlie messes with Jake.

Herb is Kicked Out
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"It's Always Nazi Week"
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When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan swings by to pick up Jake's school book and ends up sleeping with her. While Judith cools off, Jake is sent to live with the guys for three months.

Ms. Pasternak Stripping
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 5
"A Jock Strap In Hell"
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Charlie and Alan run into Jake's former teacher, Ms. Pasternak, who's now a stripper after her one night stand with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Lyndsey: Oh, God. You saw "Cinnamon's Buns?"
Charlie: Not all the way through. Though I'm very familiar with the bakery shop scene in the middle. You know, with the frosting gun?