Quotables for the Week Ending March 10, 2017

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Did our writer capture the quote you were dreaming about during The Vampire Diaries Series Finale?

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The Arrangement and FEUD: Bette and Joan also premiered.

Dig into all the best words of the week by scrolling through below!

1. The Vampire Diaries

Is damon ready for elenas return the vampire diaries

Damon: Sorry, can't let you do that.
Vicki: I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Matt: Where is she?
Damon: She went splat.

Damon: Sorry, can't let you do that. Vicki: I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do to stop me. Matt: Where is she? Damon: She went...

2. The Americans

A new operation the americans

First thing. You can't be afraid to be hit and you can't be afraid to hit. Ever. You don't want to get hurt, you have to be willing to do anything to protect yourself.

Elizabeth
First thing. You can't be afraid to be hit and you can't be afraid to hit. Ever. You don't want to get hurt, you have to be willing to do...

3. FEUD: Bette and Joan

Making a movie feud bette and joan

Hedda: Dateline Los Angeles: Stars of the night sky tend to keep to fixed orbits and never interfere with one another. Seems things sometimes operate that way in Hollywood, too. Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, stars of equal magnitude who ruled in motion pictures in the fabulous '30s, never got to know one another. Now, in the Indian Summer of their careers, they're about to.

Hedda: Dateline Los Angeles: Stars of the night sky tend to keep to fixed orbits and never interfere with one another. Seems things...

4. Shades of Blue

How is harlee still smiling shades of blue

Are you going to dress up prostitutes to look like me too? You might have a hard time; I have a very specific look.

Wozniak
Are you going to dress up prostitutes to look like me too? You might have a hard time; I have a very specific look.

5. Homeland

The stakeout homeland

DAR: You grew up in a hard school, no time for self-pity. It’s the first thing about you that impressed.
QUINN: Not the first thing.
DAR: Yeah, well, we’re all beautiful when we’re young, aren’t we?
QUINN: Fucking dirty old man.
DAR: Fair enough. For the record, though, I never forced myself on anyone.

DAR: You grew up in a hard school, no time for self-pity. It’s the first thing about you that impressed. QUINN: Not the first thing. DAR:...

6. Big Little Lies

Gordon supports renata big little lies s1e3

Renata: It felt really nice to be desired today. It meant a lot. Thank you.
Gordon: Honey, I always desire you. Usually, it just annoys you.
Renata: No. You want to have sex all the time. Today, you desired ME.

Renata: It felt really nice to be desired today. It meant a lot. Thank you. Gordon: Honey, I always desire you. Usually, it just annoys...

7. The Good Fight

Lucca and collin the good fight

Diane: Britain's fertility watch dog.
Opposing counsel: And you called them?
Lucca: We did.
Opposing counsel: How?
Barbara: We dialed 44 and then the number.

Diane: Britain's fertility watch dog. Opposing counsel: And you called them? Lucca: We did. Opposing counsel: How? Barbara: We dialed 44...

8. Chicago Justice

Paul robinette chicago justice

Laura: You went to the lake with the kid still in the ambulance?
Paramedic: He puked all over himself and reeked of booze and cigarettes. He wasn't going anywhere.
Laura: Remind me not to get sick.
Antonio: Remind me not to be a black male.

Laura: You went to the lake with the kid still in the ambulance? Paramedic: He puked all over himself and reeked of booze and cigarettes....

9. NCIS: Los Angeles

The retirement home kidnapping ncis los angeles

Callen: I put in a request that criminals abandon vehicles in areas that don't require tetanus shots.
Sam: Yeah. Good luck with that.

Callen: I put in a request that criminals abandon vehicles in areas that don't require tetanus shots. Sam: Yeah. Good luck with that.

10. Madam Secretary

Saving a marriage madam secretary

What's with women and the fairy tale? Even if you grow up thinking you want to look life square in the eye, there's still this part of you that's...looking for the pink, bubbly, happily-ever-after thing.

Elizabeth
What's with women and the fairy tale? Even if you grow up thinking you want to look life square in the eye, there's still this part of...

11. The Arrangement

The beginning the arrangement season 1 episode 1

Terence: I don't know who this is.
DeAnn: She hasn't broken out yet, but I met her at a D.C. function, and she's very smart. East coast.
Terence: Yeah, right, because everyone from the east coast is smart.

Terence: I don't know who this is. DeAnn: She hasn't broken out yet, but I met her at a D.C. function, and she's very smart. East coast....

12. Girls

A creative endeavor girls

I shut down? I gave up? Do you have any idea how hard this has been for me? I have bruises all over my body from the two-hour massages that I need to deal with the stress of your addiction.

Marnie
I shut down? I gave up? Do you have any idea how hard this has been for me? I have bruises all over my body from the two-hour massages...

13. Time After Time

Traveling through time time after time

The man who raises his fists first is the man out of ideas.

H.G. Wells
The man who raises his fists first is the man out of ideas.

14. Humans

Exerting power humans

Ed: I know you can feel pain, but can you feel, you know, the good stuff?
Mia: I feel happy.
Ed: I meant more like, pleasure?
Mia: I enjoy it. I like the proximity.
Ed: Proximity? Yeah, proximity's good.

Ed: I know you can feel pain, but can you feel, you know, the good stuff? Mia: I feel happy. Ed: I meant more like, pleasure? Mia: I...

15. Bates Motel

Mother holds hands bates motel s5e3

Mother: It would never work, Caleb.
Caleb: Why not?
Mother: Because you're both in love with me.
Caleb: But he's your son.
Mother: And you're my brother.

Mother: It would never work, Caleb. Caleb: Why not? Mother: Because you're both in love with me. Caleb: But he's your son. Mother: And...

16. Supergirl

Supergirl questions lena supergirl season 2 episode 15

Mon-El: Winn, you know what you need right now?
Winn: If you say "a drink" I swear, I...
Mon-El: Oh, I was going to say "deep breath" but that is a much better idea. 'Cause Zakarian Ale always takes the edge off. I'm going to go get a bottle.

Mon-El: Winn, you know what you need right now? Winn: If you say "a drink" I swear, I... Mon-El: Oh, I was going to say "deep breath" but...

17. Underground

Through the looking glass underground s2e1

Slave Catcher: [to Rosalee] Make another move, and I'll shoot your head clean off.
Harriet: I could say the same. My arms are mighty tired, and I aim to end this quick.

Slave Catcher: [to Rosalee] Make another move, and I'll shoot your head clean off. Harriet: I could say the same. My arms are mighty...

18. Shadowhunters

Is clary the key shadowhunters

Valentine: You are my greatest achievement, Jace.
Jace: I'm not your achievement, I'm your son!
Valentine: No, you are not my son. I'm not your father, Jocelyn is not your mother, Clary...Clary is not your sister.
Jace: More lies.
Valentine: I wish. The truth sword, remember?
[They fight]

Valentine: You are my greatest achievement, Jace. Jace: I'm not your achievement, I'm your son! Valentine: No, you are not my son. I'm...

19. The Magicians

A toast the magicians s2e7

Eliot: To our little thievery corporation [everyone raises their glasses in a toast]
Margo: [to Julia] P.S. We still hate you. but it's the twenty-first century. It shouldn't be this hard for a girl to get an evil demigod abortion.
Eliot: And we're emotionally advanced. We can hold resentment and sympathy for a person at the same time.

Eliot: To our little thievery corporation [everyone raises their glasses in a toast] Margo: [to Julia] P.S. We still hate you. but it's...

20. Taken

Taken scene

Bryan: I'm not leaving here.
John: Yeah, you are.
Bryan: Or what? You gonna shoot me again?
John: We don't have time for this.
Bryan: I'm not leaving this man. I'm the new guy and that makes me the expendable one.

Bryan: I'm not leaving here. John: Yeah, you are. Bryan: Or what? You gonna shoot me again? John: We don't have time for this. Bryan: I'm...

21. Outsiders

Minds will be blown outsiders s2e7

I hated it, I was always worried something bad was going to happen to you. Then I realized you were just doing it to get money to support us.

Sally Ann
I hated it, I was always worried something bad was going to happen to you. Then I realized you were just doing it to get money to support...

22. The Flash

Barry allen is the flash arrow

Joe: I wanted to be sure you heard what I said in there. I couldn't be happier.
Barry: Okay. Great.
Joe: Why didn't you ask my permission? I told you the story of me asking Francine's dad's permission like 100 times.
Barry: [laughing} At least. Yeah. That's a great story.
Joe: But you missed the point?

Joe: I wanted to be sure you heard what I said in there. I couldn't be happier. Barry: Okay. Great. Joe: Why didn't you ask my...

23. This Is Us

Live life in honor of william this is us s1e17

Randall: You see, for days, I've been plagued by the question: how do I honor my father's legacy? Then I realized, I honor his legacy by taking what I learned from the way he lived his life and use it to shape the way I go on living mine. So here it is, Tyler. I quit.

Randall: You see, for days, I've been plagued by the question: how do I honor my father's legacy? Then I realized, I honor his legacy by...

24. NCIS

Tim mcgee picture

McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe? Cops could barely tell that he was human. They said that he looked more like Satan.
Quinn: ...Well, if you ever *do* tell Delilah, you should probably leave that out.

McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe?...

25. Legends of Tomorrow

Stranded dcs legends of tomorrow

Sara: You figure this cognitive intrusion thing out?
Mick: With the professor as my assistant, yeah.
Stein: You cannot be serious.
Mick: Very serious, yeah. Get me a beer.

Sara: You figure this cognitive intrusion thing out? Mick: With the professor as my assistant, yeah. Stein: You cannot be serious. Mick:...

26. Bull

Liberty vs bull

A popular US governor died. Maybe he wasn't popular with everyone.

Bull
A popular US governor died. Maybe he wasn't popular with everyone.

27. Bones

Temperance brennan

Hodgins: Do you really think that I would falsify my work?
Brennan: For a friend, yes.

Hodgins: Do you really think that I would falsify my work? Brennan: For a friend, yes.

28. NCIS: New Orleans

Searching for jag ncis new orleans

Rita: You seem a little tense. You might want to lighten up on the keys.
Pride: Music critic, huh? Do you play?
Rita: No. I used to sing a little, though
Pride: Why'd you stop?
Rita: Lost my piano player.

Rita: You seem a little tense. You might want to lighten up on the keys. Pride: Music critic, huh? Do you play? Rita: No. I used to sing...

29. Legion

Jean smart as melanie bird legion

Melanie: We can't lose him.
Ptonomy: Why? Because you think he's going to bring Oliver back?
Melanie: No. Because he's too powerful.

Melanie: We can't lose him. Ptonomy: Why? Because you think he's going to bring Oliver back? Melanie: No. Because he's too powerful.

30. Star

Paris jackson guest stars

Simone: Alex is pregnant.
Carlotta: Well, that's inconvenient.

Simone: Alex is pregnant. Carlotta: Well, that's inconvenient.

31. Major Crimes

Sykes loses credibility major crimes

Provenza: You have problems with your stepfather.
Danny: Yeah. He had an affair with my mom while she was still married to my dad. Maybe he didn't have any business telling anyone how to live their lives.
Provenza: Maybe he didn't have any business being alive.
Danny: What?

Provenza: You have problems with your stepfather. Danny: Yeah. He had an affair with my mom while she was still married to my dad. Maybe...

32. Designated Survivor

Intense interrogation designated survivor season 1 episode 11

Hookstraten: Mr. President, how are you feeling?
Kirkman: Like I've been shot.

Hookstraten: Mr. President, how are you feeling? Kirkman: Like I've been shot.

33. Lethal Weapon

Murtaughs got this lethal weapon season 1 episode 17

Life moves in one direction, Martin. You should move with it.

Delgado
Life moves in one direction, Martin. You should move with it.

34. The Big Bang Theory

Sheldons dismay the big bang theory

Penny: It's like that science thing. For every action you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Leonard: Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter...

Penny: It's like that science thing. For every action you have a gigantic and annoying reaction. Leonard: Just when I thought you...

35. Grey's Anatomy

Playing nice greys anatomy

Catherine: Maybe you just like being in charge.
April: You know what? The thing is, I was good at that job. I liked doing that stuff. The admin work, the scheduling...Meredith doesn't even like it.

Catherine: Maybe you just like being in charge. April: You know what? The thing is, I was good at that job. I liked doing that stuff. The...

36. Colony

A new arrival colony

Will: They're coming for me.
Katie: Get out of there.
Will: It's too late. Get the kids and get underground because if they're coming for me, they're coming for all of us. I love you.

Will: They're coming for me. Katie: Get out of there. Will: It's too late. Get the kids and get underground because if they're coming for...

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