Quotables for Week Ending March 18, 2016

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When Supergirl is talking about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, that's the slide that's in our top spot. 

It's not that we condone her behavior. BUT COME ON! 

Up second? A Nashville wedding. Rayna made a good point. It's about time!

There was a kiss that may or may not have meant something and a Viking funeral that wasn't on Vikings.

So much goodness. Now, get invested in these quotes of the week!!

1. Supergirl

Red kryptonite supergirl

Alex: He likes you, you like him, okay? Rebound relationships, they can work.
Kara: Name one.
Alex: Kim and Kanye.
Kara: I'm embarrassed you even know that.

Alex: He likes you, you like him, okay? Rebound relationships, they can work. Kara: Name one. Alex: Kim and Kanye. Kara: I'm embarrassed...

2. Nashville

Deacon and rayna nashville s4e11

Bucky: And Rayna James, you're about to marry Deacon Claybourne.
Rayna: About damn time.

Bucky: And Rayna James, you're about to marry Deacon Claybourne. Rayna: About damn time.

3. Blindspot

The inspector blindspot

One kiss does not mean we are romantically involved.

Weller
One kiss does not mean we are romantically involved.

4. The Last Man on Earth

Dealing with loss the last man on earth

Phil Miller got knocked down. And this time... he did not get up again. We raise a whiskey drink. We raise a vodka drink. What a hero. And that is why today we send him off the only way that truly makes sense... a viking funeral.

Phil
Phil Miller got knocked down. And this time... he did not get up again. We raise a whiskey drink. We raise a vodka drink. What a hero....

5. Vikings

Lagerthas big news vikings s4e5

I would sup with the devil if he would show me how to achieve my earthly goals.

King Ecbert
I would sup with the devil if he would show me how to achieve my earthly goals.

6. Girls

The rendezvous girls

Hannah: Adam was actually more sane than Fran, he was just in the body of a psychopath.
Jessa: Actually, that's not true. Adam's completely insane. And he's bow-legged. Which is disgusting.

Hannah: Adam was actually more sane than Fran, he was just in the body of a psychopath. Jessa: Actually, that's not true. Adam's...

7. Bates Motel

Horrible actions bates motel

I'm just kissing you. The way I've kissed you a thousand times before. Because I love you.

Norma
I'm just kissing you. The way I've kissed you a thousand times before. Because I love you.

8. Shameless

A rural commune shameless

Lip: There's some girls that look like dudes.
Ian: I'll pass.

Lip: There's some girls that look like dudes. Ian: I'll pass.

9. How to Get Away with Murder

The pressure mounts how to get away with murder

Annalise: Don't you ever feel like it's all too hard?
Ophelia: Anna Mae, the reason why you feel it's too hard is because you're trying to do it all alone.

Annalise: Don't you ever feel like it's all too hard? Ophelia: Anna Mae, the reason why you feel it's too hard is because you're trying...

10. Vinyl

Poaching known talent vinyl

Clark: I almost signed Alice Cooper!
Julie: And I almost fucked Peggy Lee, but I ended up jackin' off instead.

Clark: I almost signed Alice Cooper! Julie: And I almost fucked Peggy Lee, but I ended up jackin' off instead.

11. Family Guy

Peter griffin

Here, we brought you guys an orchid from Trader Joe's, because we don't know or care about any of your interests.

Peter
Here, we brought you guys an orchid from Trader Joe's, because we don't know or care about any of your interests.

12. Quantico

Newfound skills quantico

Alex: For someone with a bomb strapped to their chest, you are thinking straight.
Natalie: I was always better than you.

Alex: For someone with a bomb strapped to their chest, you are thinking straight. Natalie: I was always better than you.

13. Bitten

Elena learns the truth bitten

You've given me something to fight for above just Pack rules, and I'm not going to let Roman take that away from me. I'm not going to let him take you away from me.

Jeremy
You've given me something to fight for above just Pack rules, and I'm not going to let Roman take that away from me. I'm not going to let...

14. Gotham

Dont do it gotham season 2 episode 14

Guns aren't for show, Bruce, and they aren't for protection. They're only for one thing.

Selina
Guns aren't for show, Bruce, and they aren't for protection. They're only for one thing.

15. Scorpion

Bad blood scorpion

Toby: First thing when you want to get something out of someone - make them comfortable. Don't say anything blunt or harsh. In other words, Happy, don't be yourself.
Happy: I'd be offended if it wasn't so true.

Toby: First thing when you want to get something out of someone - make them comfortable. Don't say anything blunt or harsh. In other...

16. Major Crimes

Mark hickman major crimes

Patrice: Louie, you look amazing.
Provenza: Well, that's because... I'm amazed.

Patrice: Louie, you look amazing. Provenza: Well, that's because... I'm amazed.

17. Lucifer

Together again lucifer season 1 episode 8

Chloe: You don't save a marriage by sleeping with other people.
Lucifer: It can't hurt to try.

Chloe: You don't save a marriage by sleeping with other people. Lucifer: It can't hurt to try.

18. The Magicians

Haunting visions the magicians

Quentin: There is no substitute for a childhood of adventure, warmth, and love.
Penny: You will never be a man.

Quentin: There is no substitute for a childhood of adventure, warmth, and love. Penny: You will never be a man.

19. Younger

Saved by a hero younger

Liza: I can't believe he's talking about eating me and my bosses are just laughing along like it's 1960.
Maggie: See? It doesn't matter what decade you're in, the biggest money makers get to misbehave.

Liza: I can't believe he's talking about eating me and my bosses are just laughing along like it's 1960. Maggie: See? It doesn't matter...

20. New Girl

Winston bishop picture

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Winston
It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

21. Rizzoli & Isles

Keeping jane safe rizzoli and isles

Maura: You're drinking four shots of espresso?
Jane: Only because this cup doesn't hold five.

Maura: You're drinking four shots of espresso? Jane: Only because this cup doesn't hold five.

22. Grey's Anatomy

Thrown for a loop greys anatomy

Once a month, a rescue group brings in a bunch of puppies for the kids. It's good for morale and healing and crap.

Alex
Once a month, a rescue group brings in a bunch of puppies for the kids. It's good for morale and healing and crap.

23. The Americans

Survelliance team the americans s4e1

Look, Paige, as unusual as this is, and I am used to hearing secrets, do you think your parents might be open to coming in and talking about this?

Pastor Tim
Look, Paige, as unusual as this is, and I am used to hearing secrets, do you think your parents might be open to coming in and talking...

24. NCIS

Tim mcgee picture

Bishop: I was thinking. Anyone who would make you a seven-layer burrito on a weekday before work....that is love.
McGee: I was thinking the same thing.

Bishop: I was thinking. Anyone who would make you a seven-layer burrito on a weekday before work....that is love. McGee: I was thinking...

25. Shades of Blue

Trusting agent stahl shades of blue

We get to test the theory that cops make the best criminals.

Wozniak
We get to test the theory that cops make the best criminals.

26. NCIS: New Orleans

Brody sees a connection ncis new orleans

Percy: Well, you *are* the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.
Sebastian: I don't say that. The evidence does.

Percy: Well, you *are* the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens. Sebastian: I don't say that. The evidence does.

27. Agents of SHIELD

Coulson must team up agents of shield

Grant Ward will serve my needs until we're ready.

Hive
Grant Ward will serve my needs until we're ready.

28. Rosewood

Intimate knowledge rosewood

Rosie you may have fans, but Anita has a fan club.

Anita
Rosie you may have fans, but Anita has a fan club.

29. Criminal Minds

Derek wants answers criminal minds

Lucky I'm sane, after all I've been through. Life's been good to me so far - Joe Walsh.

Morgan
Lucky I'm sane, after all I've been through. Life's been good to me so far - Joe Walsh.

30. Colony

A high value target colony

Snyder: They're destroying our city. Again. What's the point of killing people who had nothing to do with this?
Helena: Retribution. They're reminding us of who is the bug and who is the kid with the magnifying glass.

Snyder: They're destroying our city. Again. What's the point of killing people who had nothing to do with this? Helena: Retribution....

31. Scandal

Fending for themselves scandal

I got money. Republican money. And just like dating, I wanna spend it on the girl who's gonna put out for me. You gonna put out for me, Mellie Grant, or we just gonna rub our jeans together?

Hollis
I got money. Republican money. And just like dating, I wanna spend it on the girl who's gonna put out for me. You gonna put out for me,...

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There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.

Jorgeous

What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

Alina