Quotables for Week Ending October 7, 2016

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The CW kicked off the first week of October with the premieres of Arrow, the Flash, No Tomorrow, and Frequency.

What were your favorite lines of the week?

1. The Flash

Wrong bad guy

Caitlin: Excuse me. Have I been kidnapped?
Wally: Unclear.

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Caitlin: Excuse me. Have I been kidnapped? Wally: Unclear.

2. Shameless

Frank returns shameless

Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.

Frank
Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.

3. Criminal Minds

A rough case criminal minds

JJ: She was a working mom, just trying to do her best. Just like anybody.
Will: Just like anybody, or just like you?
JJ: I just kept wondering how she' doing it all alone. I don't know what I'd do without you.

JJ: She was a working mom, just trying to do her best. Just like anybody. Will: Just like anybody, or just like you? JJ: I just kept...

4. Quantico

Cia training at the farm

Alex: I was in the government service. I wasn't a celebrity.
Harry: No? Well, you looked like one, not a hair out of place. Seriously, when you were a fugitive on the run, you looked like you were flitting between your hair salon and your manicurist.

Alex: I was in the government service. I wasn't a celebrity. Harry: No? Well, you looked like one, not a hair out of place. Seriously,...

5. How to Get Away with Murder

The keating 5 is tested how to get away with murder

Asher: That doesn't mean you just quit him, Brokeback. You gotta fight for it.
Connor: He quit on me, okay? He's very secure in his decision. He doesn't want to be with me. Maybe he wants to be with that guy, I don't know, but you trying to be our Yenta, or Parent Trapping us, or whatever, is really not helping.

Asher: That doesn't mean you just quit him, Brokeback. You gotta fight for it. Connor: He quit on me, okay? He's very secure in his...

6. Arrow

Stephen amell as arrow photograph

Thea: You realize you just accused the police department of being corrupt, at the police department gala?
Oliver: I answered a question.
Thea: And you just put blame on the police department instead of taking responsibility for the city’s crimes.
Oliver: You know I’m taking responsibility.
Thea: Yes – the other guy, but as the mayor, it looks like you’re sleepwalking. Okay?

Thea: You realize you just accused the police department of being corrupt, at the police department gala? Oliver: I answered a question....

7. Madam Secretary

Risking it all madam secretary

Henry: I dare you to yell out "capital gains tax." See what happens.
Elizabeth: Be safer to yell "fire."

Henry: I dare you to yell out "capital gains tax." See what happens. Elizabeth: Be safer to yell "fire."

8. Pitch

The ex boyfriend pitch

Evelyn: She doesn't date ballplayers.
Trevor: Well she struck me out three times tonight. Clearly I'm no ballplayer.
Ginny: You trying to strike out a fourth time?

Evelyn: She doesn't date ballplayers. Trevor: Well she struck me out three times tonight. Clearly I'm no ballplayer. Ginny: You trying to...

9. Lucifer

Hot mama lucifer season 2 episode 2

At least I managed to keep this flesh sack in one piece. It's not been easy. A few of the male species have been eyeing me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?

Charlotte
At least I managed to keep this flesh sack in one piece. It's not been easy. A few of the male species have been eyeing me hungrily. Do...

10. Westworld

Happiness westworld

Dr. Ford: What is your itinerary?
Peter: To meet my maker.
Dr. Ford: Ah. Well. You're in luck. And what do you want to say to your maker?
Peter: A most mechanical and dirty hand [laughs]. I shall have such revenges on you...both. The things I will do, what they are, yet I know not. But they will be the terrors of the earth. You don't know where you are, do you? You're in a prison of your own sins.

Dr. Ford: What is your itinerary? Peter: To meet my maker. Dr. Ford: Ah. Well. You're in luck. And what do you want to say to your maker?...

11. Conviction

Making a deal conviction

I need to call you back, someone broke into my apartment.

Jackson
I need to call you back, someone broke into my apartment.

12. Scorpion

Ahoy mateys

Tim: I feel like Walter was dishonest.
Cabe: This might sound odd, but behaviorally, it might be progress for Walter.
Tim: Yeah, well, he and I still need to have a little talk.
Cabe: Does that include him getting slugged in the mouth?
Tim: It's currently being considered.

Tim: I feel like Walter was dishonest. Cabe: This might sound odd, but behaviorally, it might be progress for Walter. Tim: Yeah, well, he...

13. Once Upon a Time

Welcome once upon a time season 6 episode 2

I have a long road to travel before I can be someone I can be proud of. Despite the forgiveness of others, I must forgive myself, and I'm not there yet.

Hook
I have a long road to travel before I can be someone I can be proud of. Despite the forgiveness of others, I must forgive myself, and I'm...

14. Last Man on Earth

Road trip the last man on earth

Oh I'm just in Cher's tree throwing Cher's bocce balls at Cher's vases.

Melissa Shart
Oh I'm just in Cher's tree throwing Cher's bocce balls at Cher's vases.

15. No Tomorrow

The apocalyst no tomorrow

It's like you live in a Sky Mall catalogue.

Evie
It's like you live in a Sky Mall catalogue.

16. Chicago Med

The mystery illness chicago med

Ethan: You think he hired a publicist?
Will: Doesn't need to. He's a Rhodes.
April: Plus, he looks like that.

Ethan: You think he hired a publicist? Will: Doesn't need to. He's a Rhodes. April: Plus, he looks like that.

17. Ash vs Evil Dead

Party on ash vs evil dead s2e1

Ash: Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you because...
Pablo: Oh! Because it's the drink of my people!
Ash: That's a little racist, don't you think?

Ash: Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you because... Pablo: Oh! Because it's the drink of my people! Ash: That's a little racist, don't...

18. American Horror Story

Disturbing images american horror story

Honestly, I'd murder for a Coke Zero.

Cricket
Honestly, I'd murder for a Coke Zero.

19. From Dusk Till Dawn

Two warriors from dusk till dawn

Burt: Who put you in charge anyways?
Seth: I did.
Burt: Yeah? Well tell your boss he's a prick.

Burt: Who put you in charge anyways? Seth: I did. Burt: Yeah? Well tell your boss he's a prick.

20. Chicago PD

Platt is attacked chicago pd

She's up, she's alert, kind of rude - all cylinders firing.

Rhodes
She's up, she's alert, kind of rude - all cylinders firing.

21. The Big Bang Theory

The energy drink the big bang theory

I am cool. This is YooHoo. Chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.

Sheldon
I am cool. This is YooHoo. Chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.

22. Secrets and Lies

Past transgressions secrets and lies

Melanie is waiting. Melanie does not like to wait. Or cook. Or clean. Or service me in any way.

Patrick
Melanie is waiting. Melanie does not like to wait. Or cook. Or clean. Or service me in any way.

23. Grey's Anatomy

Bens new role greys anatomy

Marriage is like a bed and breakfast in Vermont with sex.

Amelia
Marriage is like a bed and breakfast in Vermont with sex.

24. Masters of Sex

The morning after masters of sex

Libby: I am actually a carnal woman, Bill. I want a man to tear my clothes off, and I want to have sex in the shower, and if I am going to go to a five-hour charity dinner, at some point I want to be felt up under the goddamn table.
Bill: I would have happily felt you up.
Libby: Really?
Bill: Yes, those were some incredibly boring dinners.

Libby: I am actually a carnal woman, Bill. I want a man to tear my clothes off, and I want to have sex in the shower, and if I am going...

25. Quarry

A walk through the woods

This man right here risked his life twice so that you could sit there and piss away all those wooden nickels you cobbled together in some pathetic attempt to make this poor little fat girl fumble with your privates.

The Broker
This man right here risked his life twice so that you could sit there and piss away all those wooden nickels you cobbled together in some...

26. Frequency

The ham frequency

Frank: You're a cop? Get outta here. So you're telling me in 20 years I'm going to be on teh job with my daughter?
Raimy: No.
Frank: What? I'm retired?
Raimy: You're dead. You die tomorrow.

Frank: You're a cop? Get outta here. So you're telling me in 20 years I'm going to be on teh job with my daughter? Raimy: No. Frank:...

27. NCIS: Los Angeles

A case of abduction ncis los angeles

Eric: I know deep down you believe in me, sir.
Granger: You'll be the first one I call when the zombie apocalypse hits.

Eric: I know deep down you believe in me, sir. Granger: You'll be the first one I call when the zombie apocalypse hits.

28. NCIS

Jethro gibbs picture

Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood.
Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What?
Fornell: I'm just trying to express my appreciation for your hospitality and friendship.
Gibbs: You wanna show your appreciation? Stop wearing my clothes!

Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood. Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What? Fornell: I'm just trying...

29. Code Black

A difficult diagnosis code black

Mario: So, explain it to me. You're a straight man, who became a woman, and now you're a lesbian. I mean, that's it, right?
Beth: I've always loved women. That didn't change when I became one. And you know, it's not that complicated. You make it sound like it's the Pythagorean theorem.

Mario: So, explain it to me. You're a straight man, who became a woman, and now you're a lesbian. I mean, that's it, right? Beth: I've...

30. Lethal Weapon

Vices lethal weapon

Murtaugh: Hey, don't disappear on me when we're working together. Try to remember that we're partners.
Girl: You two are partners? That is great. How long have you been together?

Murtaugh: Hey, don't disappear on me when we're working together. Try to remember that we're partners. Girl: You two are partners? That...

31. Blue Bloods

Erin reagan boyle photo

Your client has never stood trial, counselor. By the time I'm done with him the jury is going to see him for exactly who he is, a smug, spoiled, sociopath.

Erin
Your client has never stood trial, counselor. By the time I'm done with him the jury is going to see him for exactly who he is, a smug,...

32. Queen Sugar

Ralph angel struggles queen sugar

Nova: You're parole officer okay?
Ralph Angel: He alright, for a guy who makes me pee in a cup once a week.

Nova: You're parole officer okay? Ralph Angel: He alright, for a guy who makes me pee in a cup once a week.

33. The Exorcist

Father bennett visits the exorcist

She spoke Aramaic, Bennett. Are they teaching that in the public schools here?

Father Marcus
She spoke Aramaic, Bennett. Are they teaching that in the public schools here?

34. Halt and Catch Fire

The future halt and catch fire

Look at us. Two unemployed CEOs ousted from our companies. Mine's toast and yours is going public.

Joe
Look at us. Two unemployed CEOs ousted from our companies. Mine's toast and yours is going public.

35. Designated Survivor

Hiding a secret designated survivor

Alex: This isn't good.
Kirkman: No. This is what you get for being honest in D.C. Opportunism.

Alex: This isn't good. Kirkman: No. This is what you get for being honest in D.C. Opportunism.

36. The Blacklist

Liz finds out more the blacklist

The Raymond Reddington? Concierge of crime? The man in the hat? The man who stayed out in the cold?

Miles
The Raymond Reddington? Concierge of crime? The man in the hat? The man who stayed out in the cold?

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