Quotables from Week Ending April 28, 2017
Carissa Pavlica
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If you were hoping for some great lines this week, we're sharing our favorites with you.
Did we capture your favorite line from the end of Bates Motel? How about Outsiders?
They're both done and gone.
The Handmaid's Take and Genius revved their engines for the first time.
Read what else was said when you scroll through the latest slideshow below!
1. Chicago PD
Al, you still got it. Everyone, Al's still got it, you hear that? Erin, tweet that out. Al's still got it. The world should know.
Ruzek
2. The Handmaid's Tale
A window with white curtains. The glass is shatterproof, but it isn't running away that they're afraid of. A Handmaid wouldn't get far. It's those other escapes, the ones you can open in yourself given a cutting edge or a twisted shape and a chandelier. It's harder on Ceremony Day, but thinking can hurt your chances. My name is Offred. I had another name, but it's forbidden now. So many things are forbidden now.
Offred
3. Outsiders
L'il Foster: I loathe you, I've adored you, I've forgotten about you. Still, I love you. I don't know G'Win. Run away with me. We'll find some other mountain. Raise our baby in peace. I have nothing but care for you now. For you or him or her.
G'Win: It's a her. You know we can't leave this hill.
L'il Foster: Then I'm begging you, give it up.
G'Win: What?
L'il Foster: That oak.
4. The Son
When bad things happen it's human nature to look for someone to blame. We need to be like Jesus and turn the other cheek.
Sally
5. The White Princess
Elizabeth: Your smile is almost convincing.
Lizzie: My face aches from it.
6. The Arrangement
I realize you're the only person in my life I can trust.
Kyle
7. Shades of Blue
Wozniak: Scumbags don't keep banker's hours.
Nate: My next tattoo.
8. The Leftovers
Doctor: Ms. Durst, I'm sorry if this seems inappropriate, but one of the orderlies, he said he saw you in the parking lot last month before you came in? I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding, but he said that he saw you slam your car door on your arm. On purpose.
Nora: Now, why in God's name would I do that?
9. Once Upon a Time
Mommy won't be gone long. She just has to go and pluck that big, bad fairy's wings.
Zelena
10. NCIS: Los Angeles
Nell: I always fancied you as Alan-a-Dale, the wandering minstrel.
Eric: Because I play a mean lute?
Nell: Because you play a mean lute.
11. Gotham
I wonder how long you'll be the public face of grief when people learn you killed your best friend, the mayor.
Penguin
12. Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Kris: Do you want shredded cheddar cheese?
Kendall: Does cheese make you fat?
13. Chicago Justice
Phone Company Rep: The Supreme Court last year ruled that we are a public utility. We can't pick and choose who we provide service to.
Stone: Are you saying that this court has no authority to shut down these users' smartphones?
Phone Company Rep: I wouldn't have a problem if these users could appeal.
Stone: So you're saying that these users issuing death threats with their smartphones doesn't violate the terms of their agreements with you?
Phone Company Rep: Maybe, maybe not.
14. American Crime
Raelyn: I was looking at those job assessments you were doing. They look hard.
Jeanette: The hard part is getting to be this age and first figuring out how to take care of yourself.
Raelyn: The kids want to stay with you. They do make mistakes, you know.
15. Madam Secretary
Henry: Stevie hears from Harvard Law this week, too, right? Did you make a thumbs up for her other choices list for her, too?
Elizabeth: She aced her LSATs and she has a letter of recommendation from the White House Chief of Staff
Henry: And her mom's Secretary of State. [scoffs] It's a lock.
Elizabeth: Ish. [knocks on wooden door frame]
16. Better Call Saul
Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna get sick, again. And one of your employees is gonna find you, curled up in that space blanket-take you to the hospital. Hook you up to those machines that beep and whir, and hurt. And this time it will be too much, and you will die there. Alone.
Jimmy [to Chuck]
17. Supergirl
J'onn: There is literally nothing for you to do.
Kara: Nothing?
Winn: I challenge you to find an 8-year-old stealing candy.
Alex: It's like somebody slipped law-abiding serum into the reservoir.
Kara: Did somebody do that? Is that illegal? I could stop 'em.
18. Quantico
Hello? Is anybody that I went to Quantico with but now works on a top secret task force attempting to stop a vast conspiracy to overthrow my mom home or are you out fighting."
Caleb
19. Taken
Mejia: Do you ever think about those you killed, like my son, or are there too many to remember?
Bryan: I think about my sister.
20. Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: I would do anything to be big again... to be with my love, the lady scientist.
Narrator: Also known as a scientist.
Fabian: But I am also in love with the lady scientist.
Narrator: Again... scientist.
21. Bates Motel
Norman: Why should I tell you where she is if you're only going to kill me anyway? Did you think about that Sheriff Lonely Heart?
Romero: Listen to me, you piece of shit. I don't know what kind of sick fuck digs his mother's body out of a grave and moves it around and I don't want to know about it or what you did to it.
22. Prison Break
Of all the things that mystify me in this world since I've been released, is that Kale is the rage. Kale.
T-Bag
23. The Americans
Claudia: I was read in on everything. You've been doing beautifully.
Philip: We've had our moments.
24. Pretty Little Liars
Her help is dead. Her head rolled off your feet. Remember?
Hanna
25. The Flash
Cisco: Barry Allen [hugs him].
Barry: How did you know I was here?
Cisco: I had a feeling. A feeling I have not felt in a long time. So I hacked into the security cameras and I saw you fighting Top and Mirror Master in your OG suit with the white emblem. 2017 Edition, of course.
26. Empire
Lucious: I was a bit of a romantic then.
Cookie: Was that before or after you divorced me?
Lucious: Does it matter? I mean, we both know that love and romance is all bull, right?
27. Agents of SHIELD
If history's taught me anything, it's that good intentions don't come to anything unless there's a steady hand to guide them.
Coulson
28. Genius
When I grow up I want to be a scientist just like you!
Nazi boy
29. iZombie
Janet: [screams after seeing a dead body]
Felicia: Seriously, Janet, get it together.
30. Chicago Fire
Family. Community. Solidarity. These are the things that sustain us through the hard times. They are also the things that make this department strong.
Boden
31. Famous in Love
Security Guard: You know her, Mr. Devon?
Rainer: This is Paige Townsen. She's going to be a big star.
Security Guard: Whatever you say, Mr. Devon.
32. Underground
Your plan to break your Black Rose ain't happening fast enough. You should be coming after the Queen herself, not her court. Show this butcher of words Harriet Tubman is just another runaway nigger. Then, she'll be a footnote in your story instead of the other way around.
Cato
33. Archer
Mother: Well, I hate to say I told you so.
Archer: Do you?
Mother: No. It's one of the few great pleasures in life.
34. Fargo
Emmit: You think maybe it's... I don't even want to say it out loud.
Sy: Slave girls?
Emmit: What?! No! I was gonna say drugs! You think it's slave girls?!
Sy: ...no.
35. Law & Order: SVU
Marjorie: I don't know why Heidi would say something like that.
Benson: You think any woman would go public, be willing to risk that kind of humiliation, if it wasn't true?
Marjorie: Well, I don't believe it. It's not the Harold Coyle I know.
36. Real Housewives of NYC
There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.
Dorinda
