Quotables from Week Ending March 5, 2015

Princess Kemi: So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant? ~~~~~~ Homer: It's called The Bachelor.

Amy: After a careful evaluation of our relationship. We decided that the time was right to take a step forward. ~~~~~~ Leonard: Okay. ~~~~~~ Sheldon: Do you want to say it? ~~~~~~ Amy: Let's say it together! ~~~~~~ Sheldon and Amy: We're getting a turtle!

Lavon: I understand. Okay? Look, I'm the last thing you should be worrying about right now. And Lemon Breeland, I am all in. I'm yours, and I will wait. I promise.

Jerry: When you look around us, it can can be really beautiful.

Isobel: And you have never strayed again? ~~~~~~ Violet: I never risked everything again. ~~~~~~ Isobel: That is not quite what I asked. ~~~~~~ Violet: That is all the answer you will get.

Regina" I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

Ryan: They've got some kind of an agenda, a message, and they know they haven't given us enough yet to figure it out, which means the killing is only the beginning.

Eddie: Oh hey, maybe your stepdaughter Nicole would like to join? ~~~~~~ Honey: Sure. I'll ask Marvin and then he'll ask her and she'll tell him what the answer is. It's the way we communicate at dinner. (sighs) Takes a long time to get the salt.

Rick: We'll make it work. If they can't make it, then we'll just take this place.

Boyd: You've been lying to me, Ava.

Harvey: You tell yourself, "I'll just do this one bad thing. All the good things I'll do later'll make up for it." But they don't.

Milady: I'm not finished yet. Not by any measure.

Connor: Doesn't it creep you out a bit that the killer hasn't killed anyone recently?

Lexa: The mountain has cast a shadow over these woods for too long. They've hunted us, controlled us, turned us into monsters. That ends today.

Brett: She's my favorite person on the planet, along with Alex. And there's this horse I just met.

Rossi: Dwight D. Eisenhower once wrote "If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking is freedom."

Rayna: You leaving like that hurts. It hurts as bad as it did the first time you ever did it. And I know we've skipped a few steps here, but babe, please don't leave me anymore.

Dr. Herman: The point is, I'm going to get to figure it out. Something is going to happen next. The point is, I'm alive, and I wouldn't be if you hadn't been such a pain in my ass.

Pam: Pardon, but I'm supposed to-- (Queen slaps Pam) ~ Queen: Woman! I will kill you where you stand! ~ Cheryl: Which by law, I would be required to tell you if there was a murder in the house (pause) Ohhh, but if you're the murderer....That's what I love about this job. You learn something new every day.

Elizabeth: Nothing says sweet dreams like being eviscerated by the President.

Sherlock: Let's adhere to our sunniest theory, shall we? My note to Maria Gutierrez was not an invitation to murder, but an agreement to lend my help as a detective. What if she knew she was in danger? What if I missed something my sober self would have observed in an instant that might have saved her life? Would you still consider my hands blood-free?

Paul: I'm kind surprised to hear from you. ~ Sonny: Right, you figured since you slept with my husband, I wouldn't want to chat.