Tommy Lee Disses Rock of Love

For several months, rumors have been circulating that Tommy Lee would be the next candidate for VH1's reality dating series, Rock of Love. According to the 45-year-old rocker, however, nothing could be farther from the trut...
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Neil Haskell Joins the Nutcracker

Neil Haskell Joins the Nutcracker

Neil Haskell may not have won the title on this year's So You Think You Can Dance. But the hunky talent has landed on his feet, as usual. He's joining the American Academy of Ballet for their staging of the classic Nutcracke...
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Reality TV Quotes

I’m writing in the paper that Kingfisher is on the verge of bankruptcy … which it is. The next morning, I get slapped with two lawsuits from Natey Flint. He takes out a liable suit against the Sunrise Herald and a one-million-dollar liable suit against me.

Frank Kovick

Stacey: Do you know of any fires in this area?
Frank Kovick: There was one in ’41.
Stacey: There was one in ’41? Where?
Frank Kovick: In Sunrise.
Stacey: Sunrise…
Frank Kovick: It was huge, it destroyed most of the town.
Stacey: Really?!
Frank Kovick: Founders Day fire. They called it the “Miracle Fire” because nobody died.