Two and a Half Men Recap: "Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau"

On last night's episode of Two and a Half Men, we finally remember what this season has been lacking the last several episodes... Evelyn!  Charlie and Alan's mother was back and she was in perfect form.

Evelyn met Charlie's fiancee, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), for the first time ever and was quite shocked to find out her son got engaged and didn't even call her.  Chelsea, likewise, was quite disappointed in Charlie.

Find what happened when Chelsea and Evelyn decided to take matters into their own hands in our "Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau" recap.  Then enjoy some of our favorite Two and Half Men quotes from the episode:

Chelsea: You didn't tell your mom we were engaged?
Charlie: If she didn't sell me the house, she wouldn't know where I lived | permalink

Chelsea: What's wrong with me having a warm and a healthy relationship with your mother?
Charlie: For starters, you'll be the only one... ever!
Chelsea: Oh, don't be so dramatic
Charlie: I should be wearing tights and holding a skull... preferably hers | permalink

Charlie: Tell you what. I'll trade you, site unseen, my mom for yours
Chelsea: Charlie..
Charlie: I'll even throw in Alan and a couple of Omaha Steaks | permalink