If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Nobody likes...
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger