On last night's Two and a Half Men, a very strange thing finally occured to Charlie: now that he's engaged to Chelsea, she might actually have to move in!
When Chelsea's lease came up due, she saw no reason to renew since she was engaged. Really, can you blame him for wanting to save money and live in Malibu Beach with her fiance?
Find out how Charlie responded to potentially losing his bachelor party in our "Sir Lancelot's Little Box" recap.
Now for some hilarious moving in related Two and a Half Men quotes from the episode:
Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it | permalink
Berta: Okay you and me need to talk
Charlie: I know I know. you didn't sign up for this. You work for me, not for her, and it's bad enough you have to put up with zippy and the chip
Berta: No, I like her better than you so for now on I'm working for her
Berta: You need something? You ask her, she talks to me, we decide
Charlie: I don't get vote?
Berta: Yeah, you get a vote. One vote our of three. Good luck with that | permalink
Charlie: Please tell me that's one of those zen sand gardens
Chelsea: You know very well that's Sir lancelot's litter box
Charlie: You brought the cat?
Chelsea: Of course I brought the cat. What did you think I was going to do with him?
Charlie: I don't know, return him to the wild?
Chelsea: You're being ridiculous
Charlie: Is it ridiculous to want the turds in my bathroom to be human? | permalink