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Family Guy Quotes: "Road to the Multiverse"

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Last night Family Guy made its impressive eight season debut with "Road to the Multiverse."  In the episode, Brian and Stewie bounced around to multiple parallel universes while desperately trying to get back.

Some of our favorite universes they went to include a Robot Chick universe, one where eveyrone has two heads, and the final universe where dogs had pet humans.  Just check out some of our favorite Family Guy quotes from the episode:

Stewie: We're in the robot chicken universe
Peter: Will you guys move, you're blocking the tv
Chris: Look! GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, He-Man. Yay! Those shows existed!
Stewie: how does it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds
Chris: $!%@ you! | permalink
Stewie: Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty dog | permalink
Brian and Stewie Multi-Verse
Stewie: Gosh Brian, I sure hope this next leap, will be the leap home | permalink
Carnie: Step right up, step right up! You won't believe your eyes. Step right up and see the amazing half man, half clam.
Peter: What a ripoff, it's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style | permalink
Quagmire: Thanks honey, say hi to your husband. [device on his belt beeps] Oh, I've got AIDS again, better take my NyQuil Cold, Flu and AIDS. [takes pill] All gone! | permalink
Carnie: I guess 185 pounds
Adam West: Wrong, I'm 95 percent helium | permalink

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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley