As a man, I learned a very important lesson from last night's episode of Cougar Town.  Apparently forty year old women take the entire day to get ready for sex.  At least that's what Bill Lawrence and crew would like us to believe.

Other than that, last night's episode also made Jules realize she can't spend her whole life living for other people and has to be a little selfish, Bobby learned to step it up with parenting, and Grayson may have learned there's more to women than lookgs.  Emphasis on the may for Grayson.

Find out what else happened in our "Don't Do Me Like That" recap.  Now for some of the best Cougar Town quotes from the episode:

Jules: You never go all out for a guy?
Laurie: If I really like a guy I'll stop texting while I do him
Ellie: I wish you were my daughter | permalink

Andy [to Bobby]: We get along so well, our sons should hang out
Travis: Mr. Torres, I'm 16 years older than your son | permalink

Travis: Good bye, I love you dad
Jules: Oh my god, did he just say I love you?
Bobby: I know, pretty gay right? | permalink

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