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Family Guy Quotes: "Spies Reminiscent of Us"

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On last night's Family Guy, Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase guest starred as themselves, and moved into Cleveland's old house on Spooner Street.  Peter was ecstatic to greet his famous new neighbors, while Brian and Stewie were much more suspicious.

Dan Akyroyd and Chevy Chase Move In

Brian and Stewie eventually discovered that the actors were spies like in their 1980s classic, Spies Like Us.  The episode was cleverly entitled "Spies Reminiscent of Us."

The boys followed the actors to Russia on a mission to stop Adam West and it led to some of the following hilarious Family Guy quotes:

Peter [to Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase]: I'd sure love it if you guys come to dinner at my house tonight. My wife's cooking sucks, but I'd sure love to look at you. | permalink
Peter [about Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase]: Oh my god, I'm eating dinner with two of the three ghost busters
Chevy Chase: Actually, I wasn't in that
Peter: Look at these guys, can't take a compliment | permalink
Dan Aykroyd: The activation phrase was something no one would ever think to mutter
Stewie: What is it?
Dan Aykroyd: The phrase is "gosh that itlain family at the next table sure is quiet" | permalink
Dan Aykroyd: Now you two individuals live here...are there any local residents whom you've seen acting strangely?
Stewie: Well, there's a pedophile up the street that nobody seems to be doing anything about, but it's mainly because he's so funny | permalink
Dan Aykroyd: If these signatures are correct, Mayor West is located just a third of a kilometer that way just over this rise
Stewie: That's what you said a third of a kilometer ago
Dan Aykroyd: Perhaps you'd like to do something besides criticizing me and quoting my movies
Stewie: You just watch your mouth mister | permalink
Stewie: Wow, those are the russian people? I mean granted you do think of bears on unicycles when you think of the russian people, but they're all bears on unicycles?
Dan Aykroyd: Bears on unicycles, every single on of them
Chevy Chase: So what do we do now?
Dan Aykroyd: We're undercover US agents in a hostile foreign environment, we just gotta make sure we don't do anything that makes us stick out
Guard: Hey, they're not bears on unicycles! You're under arrest! | permalink

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