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Jersey Shore Review: "Just Another Day at the Shore"

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Another quality episode of Jersey Shore. Well, quality in a relative sense.

The gang rallied around Snooki after she got knocked out by that dude in the bar. She is really annoying, but just the same, the incident brought the housemates closer together.

JWOWW looked to start fights, while Sammi and Ronnie's relationship continued to blossom. She even got his mom's seal of approval, which was huge for the closet mama's boy.

The Situation spent the entire episode chasing skirts, while Pauly D got a gig spinning at a local club, proving himself "the ultimate guido" in the eyes of Vinny and likely others.

Speaking of Vinny, he hooked up with his boss' girlfriend - a shady move even for a bunch of creeps on Jersey Shore. We can't wait to see what drama transpires next week.

Follow this link for an in-depth review of "Another Day at the Shore." Then gaze in wonderment below at some of the Jersey Shore quotes we've compiled from last night ...

Situation Creepin'
Ronnie: Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand this guy. Schnookers just got punched in the face by a guy, and we're all with her, we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'. | permalink
Pauly D: We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores. | permalink
Vinny: The boss' girl ... I am gonna get evicted! | permalink
Sammi: [to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you. | permalink
Snooki: I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm frickin' disabled. | permalink
Ronnie: I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this! | permalink
Pauly D: We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores. | permalink
Pauly D: I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person. | permalink
Snooki: I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them. | permalink

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Pauly D

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Sammi