Jersey Shore Review: "The Letter"

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The letter. Sammi found it. Then she read it. The Ronnie denied it. Then he was on the phone with another girl and they totally broke up for good. Or at least for the next 45 minutes.

So it goes on Jersey Shore.

First, some extraneous things to go over. Snooki and Emilio had it out over the phone. She seemed willing to give him another chance ... kinda, sorta. But in the end, it's over. Done.

The Letter

Unlike Sammi, Snooki's breakups stick ... though even Sam may have had enough now.

The guys, meanwhile, devised a genius plan to extract a grenade and get their groove on with some hotter girls. Put her to bed. Act nice. Then return to bump and grind.

The centerpiece of last night's episode, though, was The Letter. The one penned by Snooki and JWoww to Sammi, regarding Ronnie and all his creepin' antics. Nasty stuff.

How did she react when the contents of the letter were revealed and the fit hit the shan? Continue our review (and see last night's Jersey Shore quotes) after the jump ...

She was not happy, to say the least.

Her plan of action was to confront everyone BUT Ron, of course, and she pulled Vinny and Pauly aside. Ronnie wanted to see the letter so he confronted Sammi about it.

She gave it to him. He basically denied everything and responded how any mature guy would ... dialing up a girl back home and talking dirty. He really cares about Sam!

What a hilarious idea to write the letter in the first place, and watching it play out was spectacular. Not even Ronnie Magro can dig his way out of this one, we're thinking.

A grave can actually be pretty deep.

Some top lines from Thursday ...

Ronnie: I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave? | permalink
Ronnie: Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary. | permalink
Vinny: She's f--king bugging out! | permalink
Snooki: Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word! | permalink
Angelina: The Situation was a man in that situation. | permalink
The Situation: I'm sort of a softy sometimes. I'm a sensitive dude. | permalink
The Situation: I put the hippopotamus to bed. | permalink
Vinny: Pick three for each one of us, and the grenade just goes to sleep. | permalink
Snooki: [to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance. | permalink
Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't? | permalink
JWoww: If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch. | permalink
The Situation: I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it. | permalink

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't?

I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it.

The Situation
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