We have an update on Two and a Half Men.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, no matter what Charlie Sheen blabs about on his tour, there is NO chance he comes back to the show.

Sources tell the publication that creator Chuck Lorre has shared a plan with associates that would take his show in a new creative direction. Details are limited, but it would likely beef up the role of Jon Cryer.

Still, a new actor would be brought in to fill a new role and insiders say possibilities include Woody Harrelson, Jeremy Piven and Bob Saget.

What are the odds we never see Two and a Half Men on the air again?

"There really is a good chance the show won't come back," a network source tells TMZ.

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