South Park Preview: "Crack Baby Athletic Association"

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South Park seems to be returning to its roots this season, with back-to-back Cartman episodes. Don't get me wrong, I love the satires these guys do. But nothing will beat Cartman and his ridiculous business ventures.

This week? Cartman starts his own "Crack Baby Athletic Association." He answers the age old question of how you help babies born addicted to crack. Just watch the following clip from the episode for his solution:

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South Park Quotes

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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