South Park Preview: "Crack Baby Athletic Association"

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South Park seems to be returning to its roots this season, with back-to-back Cartman episodes. Don't get me wrong, I love the satires these guys do. But nothing will beat Cartman and his ridiculous business ventures.

This week? Cartman starts his own "Crack Baby Athletic Association." He answers the age old question of how you help babies born addicted to crack. Just watch the following clip from the episode for his solution:

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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

</i> Cartman


Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits