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South Park Preview: "Crack Baby Athletic Association"

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South Park seems to be returning to its roots this season, with back-to-back Cartman episodes. Don't get me wrong, I love the satires these guys do. But nothing will beat Cartman and his ridiculous business ventures.

This week? Cartman starts his own "Crack Baby Athletic Association." He answers the age old question of how you help babies born addicted to crack. Just watch the following clip from the episode for his solution:

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South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

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