That little fat kid is getting annoying. Let’s get rid of him.

PewDiePie

Oh, I forgot to tell you that part. I’m Lorde.

Randy

Why’d you have to rub your clit on stage dad?

Stan

Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.

Cartman

Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.

That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.

Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!

Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.

Cartman

It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.

Nathan

Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

South Park Quotes

No no no, I'm telling you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skintight clothes, singing about their vajayjay. Used to be chicks talking about relationships, now it's all my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that. But clearly that's what sells.

Cartman

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo