That little fat kid is getting annoying. Let’s get rid of him.


Oh, I forgot to tell you that part. I’m Lorde.


Why’d you have to rub your clit on stage dad?


Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue was total carnage.


Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.

That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.

Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!

Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.


It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.


Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron