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"The Hobbit"

On the 17th season finale, Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities.

"Titties and Dragons"

The doors to the mall finally open on South Park this week. Look out, it's Black Friday!

"A Song of Ass and Fire"

South Park takes on Game of Thrones this week. Look out, people. Cartman is out for revenge!

"Black Friday"

The fight is on this week on South Park. The episode is all about Black Friday.

"Ginger Cow"

Religious leaders visit South Park this week. They are there to witness a Biblical prophecy.

"Taming Strange"

Kyle and Ike attend a taping of Yo Gabba Gabba on this episode of South Park. It's a nice brotherly bonding experience.

"Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers"

South Park goes goth this week. It focuses on a group of kids who must do something drastic.

"World War Zimmerman"

South Park takes on the George Zimmerman case this week, as Cartman is disturbed by a threa to humanity.

"Informative Murder Porn"

The South Park boys take advantage of the game of MINECRAFT this week. They use it as a parental distraction.

"Let Go, Let Gov"

Cartman infiltrates the NSA on the South Park Season 17 premiere. He doesn't like what he finds there.

South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

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