The TV Special - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 10
"#HappyHolograms"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 10, Kyle plans a holiday TV special while Cartmaaan Bra is still trending as holograms run rampant.

The New Generation - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 9
"#Rehash"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 9, Kyle believes a whole new generation is passing him by. Swedish videogame vlogger Felix Kjellberg lends his voice to the installment.

The Magic - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 8
"Cock Magic"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 8, Kenny dives into "Magic: The Gathering." Elsewhere, Randy discovers that he actually has a new skill. Who knew?!?

Virtual Reality - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 7
"Grounded Vindaloop"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 7, Butters begins to believe he is living in a virtual reality. This ends up contributing to him getting stabbed by a hooker.

An Addictive App - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 6
"Freemium Isn't Free"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 6, Phillip and Terrence feel bad about the fortune they're making on their new addictive app. Read on for more.

The Drone - South Park
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"The Magic Bush"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 5, Butters and Cartman uncover a drone and use it to spy on the town. Clearly, nothing can go wrong at all with this idea, right?

The Taxi Driver - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 4
"Handicar"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 4, the taxi driver realizes that his competition is Timmy. Things, as you can imagine, grow rather intense from there.

Stan the Cissy - South Park
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"The Cissy"
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On South Park Season 18 Episode 3, Randy does all he can to keep a secret. But the pressure proves to be a lot more than this young man can handle.

A Gluten Free Town - South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 2
"Gluten Free Ebola"
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South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten free after seeing a disturbing demonstration. The trend spreads throughout the town.

Daniel Snyder on South Park
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 1
"Go Fund Yourself"
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South Park took aim at a number of subjects on South Park Season 18 Episode 1. Most notable among them? Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Redskins.

South Park Quotes

Stan: Hey Cartman, how come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green Megaman."
Kyle: Yeah, mine says "Red Megaman."
Cartman: Right, that's what your supposed to get me for my birthday.
Stan: DUDE!?!?! You're not supposed to tell people what to give you for your birthday!
Kyle: Yeah, that's weak.
Cartman: Look it's very simple guys. "Green Megaman" goes with "Red Megaman" and "Yellow Megaman" to make the "Ultra Mega Megaman." You have to have all 3 or it doesn't work, see?
Stan: Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want.
Cartman: Ohh!!! so maybe you don't want to have any of my moms Cake, Pie, and Ice cream then.
Stan: Oh "Gre..Green Megaman" it is.
Cartman: Now as you can see Kenny, you are to get me "Yellow Megaman," that's because the "Yellow Megaman" is the cheapest one and I know how poor your family is.
(Damien walks to table)
Stan: Hey!?!?! what do you think you're doing new kid?
Cartman: Yeah, you can't sit with us weirdo.
Damien: Infidel's!!!! I will turn you all into "Beasts of Burden"!
Kyle: You can't sit with us new kid, go find another table!
(Damien goes and sits with Pip)
Cartman: (sighs) Anyway Kenny, "Yellow Megaman" is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments in a year, or two.
(Stan, Kyle, and Cartman laugh. Kenny punches Cartman)
Cartman: AYYY!!!!

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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