Kenny's parents get arrested in this clip from the South Park season fifteen finale, "The Poor Kid." Cartman stands by and records with his iPhone.
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In this clip from the upcoming South Park episode, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny sit down to watch a History Channel Thanksgiving special involving aliens. Kyle does not seem to buy it...
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In this hilarious clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "1%," Cartman finds comfort in his toys when he's made fun of the other kids for being the 1% of the Presidential Physical Fitness results and not the 99% like the cool kids.
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Randy and Sharon Marsh head to Broadway to see a Musical in this clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "Broadway Bro Down."
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The South Park elementary school boys attempt to figure out who's spreading gossip about them in this clip from "Bass to Mouth." It's whoever's in the bathroom. You know you love me. XOXO.
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In this scene from the upcoming South Park, "The Last of the Meheecans," Cartman and his friends play Texans versus Mexicans, with Cartman leading the Texans and Butters leading the immigrants.
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Cartman and the gang return for the season half of South Park's 15th season. The returning episode? Ass Burgers, in which Cartman is diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.
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In this clip from "You're Getting Old," Randy and Sharon Marsh argue about Stan's taste in music.
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South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.