South Park Preview: "1%"

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Wow, it's like Trey Park and Matt Stone have been reading my reviews.  Or watching the news.  Because the duo is finally taking on an easy topic ripe for the South Park treatment: Occupy Wall Street.

So just how will the fourth graders relate to the protests that are spreading around the world?  Well, when Cartman falls into the 1% of the Presidential Physical Fitness test, the 99% become the cool kids and start making fun of him.

Just watch the clip as Cartman takes solace with Clyde Frog and his other toys, with lines like "It's not your fault Eric, how can they blame you for what is clearly President Obama's fault," and tell me you aren't excited for this satire:

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South Park Quotes

No no no, I'm telling you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skintight clothes, singing about their vajayjay. Used to be chicks talking about relationships, now it's all my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that. But clearly that's what sells.

Cartman

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo