Quotables for Week Ending April 29, 2016

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This week we said goodbye to Lucifer and Scorpion as Game of Thrones made its debut. 

See what they had in store as well as other shows up and down the schedule!

1. Lucifer

Brotherly love lucifer season 1 episode 13

Lucifer: I'll go willingly. Please, just take me back to hell.
Amenadiel: No.
Lucifer: You don't want to take me back to Hell? The one bloody thing you wanted this entire time? Did I punch you in your head too hard?

Lucifer: I'll go willingly. Please, just take me back to hell. Amenadiel: No. Lucifer: You don't want to take me back to Hell? The one...

2. Scorpion

Toby is kidnapped scorpion

Paige: You don't like jazz?
Sylvester: No, I don't like touching shopping cart handles. I hate free form jazz.

Paige: You don't like jazz? Sylvester: No, I don't like touching shopping cart handles. I hate free form jazz.

3. Game of Thrones

Im the queen game of thrones s6e1

Melisandre: I saw him in the flames fighting at Winterfell.
Davos: I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s gone.

Melisandre: I saw him in the flames fighting at Winterfell. Davos: I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s gone.

4. The Originals

Working together the originals

I'm a Scorpio, I prefer wine to whiskey, I've got a bit of a sweet tooth, um oh, my greatest joy is listening to the screams of my victims just before I end them.

Lucien
I'm a Scorpio, I prefer wine to whiskey, I've got a bit of a sweet tooth, um oh, my greatest joy is listening to the screams of my...

5. Outlander

Volunteering her time outlander

Duverney: You know, James, if you desire my help, it would not be a bad idea to lose a game once in a while.
Jamie: I respect you too much to allow such a cheap victory.
Duverney: I give you permission to respect me less.

Duverney: You know, James, if you desire my help, it would not be a bad idea to lose a game once in a while. Jamie: I respect you too...

6. 12 Monkeys

Otter eyes with a plan 12 monkeys

Cassie: We destroyed the virus, but nothing happened.
Jones: No Dr. Railly, something did happen. You changed history.

Cassie: We destroyed the virus, but nothing happened. Jones: No Dr. Railly, something did happen. You changed history.

7. Once Upon a Time

Regina takes drastic measures once upon a time

Do you think my sister and the rest of her terribly self righteous gaggle of do-gooder friends would want to share their home with Lord Death and the Wicked Witch?

Zelena
Do you think my sister and the rest of her terribly self righteous gaggle of do-gooder friends would want to share their home with Lord...

8. Quantico

Career day quantico

Nobody knows anybody, ever.

Alex
Nobody knows anybody, ever.

9. The Good Wife

Alicia throws a party the good wife

There's a funeral somewhere that's getting flowers saying Congratulations Howard and Jackie.

Grace
There's a funeral somewhere that's getting flowers saying Congratulations Howard and Jackie.

10. Madam Secretary

A surprise move madam secretary

We tried a fish tank when the kids were little, but I just kept over feeding them. Everything sounds like a metaphor in here, doesn't it?

Elizabeth
We tried a fish tank when the kids were little, but I just kept over feeding them. Everything sounds like a metaphor in here, doesn't it?

11. Bates Motel

Norman comes home bates motel

I know how to make the world see me as someone normal, someone kind, someone nice, and you just can't do that.

Norman
I know how to make the world see me as someone normal, someone kind, someone nice, and you just can't do that.

12. Fear the Walking Dead

Wreckage fear the walking dead

Madison: Oh, and Victor, you even look wrong at anyone in my family, and I will throw you overboard.
Strand [chuckles]: You're not a killer.

Madison: Oh, and Victor, you even look wrong at anyone in my family, and I will throw you overboard. Strand [chuckles]: You're not a...

13. The Flash

Hands up the flash

Joe: And without your speed, there's no way any of us can get through that breech Cisco found at the hospital. I just don't think there's anything any of us can do right now.
Harry: That's right. And that's on you, Al.
Joe: Enough. We're all suffering here.
Harry: That's right, Detective. We're all suffering. We've lost Snow, you've lost your speed and now? Ha. Now Zoom can come through that breech any time he wants. And that, Allen, That's on on you!
Iris: Hey, that's on all of us. We made these decisions as a team.
Harry: No, we didn't.

Joe: And without your speed, there's no way any of us can get through that breech Cisco found at the hospital. I just don't think there's...

14. Game of Silence

Ruckus game of silence s1e3

Jackson: I'm not that kid you used to push around in Quitman anymore. You don't scare me.
Carroll: Oh, but I think I do, Jackie.

Jackson: I'm not that kid you used to push around in Quitman anymore. You don't scare me. Carroll: Oh, but I think I do, Jackie.

15. The Big Bang Theory

The wine tasting the big bang theory

Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.

Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir. Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.

16. Castle

Two murder attempts castle

I'm Boring Man, except for the contract out on my life.

Alan
I'm Boring Man, except for the contract out on my life.

17. Chicago Fire

Holloways son chicago fire

Nelson: Al Nelson, I'm with the Board of Ethics. I'm here to discuss the bribe you received.
Casey: I didn't realize the Board of Ethics would be involved.
Nelson: No? Do you know what the Board of Ethics does?

Nelson: Al Nelson, I'm with the Board of Ethics. I'm here to discuss the bribe you received. Casey: I didn't realize the Board of Ethics...

18. New Girl

Cece meyers pic

The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.

Cece
The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.

19. The 100

Looking for luna the 100 season 3 episode 13

Pike: The key to survival on Earth. What is it?
Octavia: Not dying?

Pike: The key to survival on Earth. What is it? Octavia: Not dying?

20. Blindspot

A campus shooting blindspot

You make me feel real. And who you are and who we are together, doesn’t make you the wrong person for the job. It makes you the only person for the job.

Jane
You make me feel real. And who you are and who we are together, doesn’t make you the wrong person for the job. It makes you the only...

21. Grey's Anatomy

Whos side is alex on greys anatomy

Stephanie: I can be impartial, I'm --
Amelia: Oh Edwards, you have been the family from hell today. This is why we don't doctor the people we love.

Stephanie: I can be impartial, I'm -- Amelia: Oh Edwards, you have been the family from hell today. This is why we don't doctor the...

22. Jane the Virgin

Xo takes a role jane the virgin

Jane: Who knew there was this crazy business helping people with their college essays? Are you kidding me? That's like a fun Saturday.
Narrator: Only for you Jane. Only for you.

Jane: Who knew there was this crazy business helping people with their college essays? Are you kidding me? That's like a fun Saturday....

23. The Night Manager

Checking up the night manager season 1 episode 2

Just remember one thing, honey. You're nothing but a dirty whore.

Jed's mom
Just remember one thing, honey. You're nothing but a dirty whore.

24. Chicago Med

Refusing drugs chicago med

Dr. Perrington: Dr. Halstead? Just curious, you planning on applying for a job here when your residency is complete?
Will: First choice.
Dr. Perrington: I'm on the hiring committee, and if I were you, I'd be looking at other hospitals.

Dr. Perrington: Dr. Halstead? Just curious, you planning on applying for a job here when your residency is complete? Will: First choice....

25. Orphan Black

A traumatic encounter orphan black

Donnie: Alie, we are not going to exhume the dead guy in our garage. That is a haywire plan.
Alison: Donnie, my sister has a robot maggot in her face. You tell me what the solid plan is.

Donnie: Alie, we are not going to exhume the dead guy in our garage. That is a haywire plan. Alison: Donnie, my sister has a robot maggot...

26. Agents of SHIELD

Jemma simmons

Fitz: Things are about to get complicated.
Simmons: You mean once we have sex?

Fitz: Things are about to get complicated. Simmons: You mean once we have sex?

27. The Last Man on Earth

Gails drinking the last man on earth

Carol: Well, there is Mike.
Phil: No, absolutely not. My own brother, Carol?
Carol: Well, re-enter Todd. Pun intended.

Carol: Well, there is Mike. Phil: No, absolutely not. My own brother, Carol? Carol: Well, re-enter Todd. Pun intended.

28. Awkward

Jenna chooses awkward

Hey, dude, some kid took a dump in the pool again.

Sullie
Hey, dude, some kid took a dump in the pool again.

29. The Americans

Separate the americans s4e7

Martha: I'll be alone, just the way I was before I met you.
Philip: They'll take good care of you. Treat you with respect and honor. They know your sacrifice, Martha.

Martha: I'll be alone, just the way I was before I met you. Philip: They'll take good care of you. Treat you with respect and honor. They...

30. Rosewood

A rival pathologist rosewood

Rosewood: Why do I feel like this hangover isn't the only thing that gave you a headache.
TMI: Cassie and I have nothing in common.

Rosewood: Why do I feel like this hangover isn't the only thing that gave you a headache. TMI: Cassie and I have nothing in common.

31. Arrow

Reality arrow season 4 episode 19

Why did you abandon us? We needed you, and all you cared about were your friends.

Evelyn Sharp
Why did you abandon us? We needed you, and all you cared about were your friends.

32. The Blacklist

The team is devastated the blacklist

I can’t live for long with what I feel inside. I don’t see how anyone can.

Red
I can’t live for long with what I feel inside. I don’t see how anyone can.

33. Containment

Maintaining control cordon

Jake: Sometimes when I’m upset I let anger get the best of me.
Katie: I know the type. I had a kid with one.

Jake: Sometimes when I’m upset I let anger get the best of me. Katie: I know the type. I had a kid with one.

34. Empire

A fundraiser empire

Why don't you back off and let me handle boo boo kitty? You can handle that scallop you got coming over later.

Cookie
Why don't you back off and let me handle boo boo kitty? You can handle that scallop you got coming over later.

35. Nashville

Juliette barnes photo

He'd rather drive nine hours on a bus than fly one hour with me?

Juliette
He'd rather drive nine hours on a bus than fly one hour with me?

36. Supernatural

Mysterious disappearance supernatural

Sam: Let’s pick up a six-pack.
Dean: Just six?

Sam: Let’s pick up a six-pack. Dean: Just six?

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