Adam West Quotes

Peter: First, I will return Joe's pool.
Joe: Oh, you got that right.
Peter: In exchange, I demand access to it on alternate weekends.
Joe: No.
Peter: Accepted. I also demand to remain my own independent nation.
Adam West: Absolutely not.
Peter: How about you just give me your pen?
Adam West: You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
Peter: Yeah.
Adam West: No

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• Added: September 29, 2009

Carnie: I guess 185 pounds
Adam West: Wrong, I'm 95 percent helium

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• Added: September 28, 2009

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