Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy. Chris is voiced by Seth Green.
Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father. Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.
Plus he has a large penis.
Chris: Dad, what's the blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's NOT for son, and then you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld
Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!