Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy. Chris is voiced by Seth Green.
Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father. Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.
Plus he has a large penis.
Bill Clinton: All right, are you ready for another round of N.A.F.T.A
Lois Griffin: What does N.A.F.T.A. mean?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon of F****** That Ass!
Herbert: You like popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure!
Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Mmmmm.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert: Oh, don't make me beg now.
Chris: Hahaha! You're funny. Bye.
[Chris pedals away on his bike]
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here