Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy. Chris is voiced by Seth Green.
Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father. Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.
Plus he has a large penis.
Lois: Chris, honey, what's wrong?
Chris: Anna took a dump on me.
Chris: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Lois: Oh, she dumped you. That's what you meant to say.
Chris: What's the difference?
Lois: Well, what you said first was... well, I mean, when two grown-ups love each other very much, sometimes they show it by... never mind.
Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!