Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy.  Chris is voiced by Seth Green.

Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father.  Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.

Plus he has a large penis.

Chris Griffin Quotes

Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!

It's cool dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!

Chris

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --

Lois