Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy.  Chris is voiced by Seth Green.

Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father.  Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.

Plus he has a large penis.

Chris Griffin Quotes

Chris: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
Brian: Ow

Bill Clinton: All right, are you ready for another round of N.A.F.T.A
Lois Griffin: What does N.A.F.T.A. mean?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon of F****** That Ass!

Family Guy Quotes

(Stewie and Brian begin kissing in order to get thrown out of the Army)
Stewie: Wow, look at how gay we are! I am so gay with my gayness!
Brian: Me, too! I'm...I'm a homo.
Army Guy: Any room for one more?
Stewie: Hell yeah!
(Brian smacks Stewie)

No matter how low I turn the volume, Aziz Ansari is always shouting at me. What did I do?

Stewie