Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy. Chris is voiced by Seth Green.
Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father. Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.
Plus he has a large penis.
Bill Clinton: All right, are you ready for another round of N.A.F.T.A
Lois Griffin: What does N.A.F.T.A. mean?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon of F****** That Ass!
Lois (Leia): (to Luke) Aren't you a little fat to be a storm trooper?
Chris (Luke): Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.
Lois (Leia): Wait! Who are you?
Chris (Luke): I'm Luke Skywalker. Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you.
Lois (Leia): Wait! Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Chris (Luke): Yeah. Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?