Chris Griffin Quotes
Chris: It's made of skittles! You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Lois: Yeah, I'd like that.
Chris: What should I do dad??
Peter: I don't know -- where's that girlfriend of yours, she seems cool?
AHHHHH, my morning scream. AHHHHH! Heather's gone!
Chris: Hey Heather I made your favorite cookies, now I want to hear about your day.
Peter: Hey Lois I heard Katherine Heigl likes to french kiss.
Lois: Oh my god, Chris treats that pile of junk better than Peter treats me!
Chris: Mom, is dad gonna die?
Lois: Well Brian's the one with the brain tumor.
Stewie: Here. I'll quiz you. Who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"?
Chris: Scooby Doo
Stewie: It's nobody on Scooby-Doo
No, but why are you saying the dogs name before dads.
I'm gonna see which lobster I think deserves to die.
I tucked it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck.
All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try buffering.
Stewie: How long have you been there?
Chris: Long enough to know that you have herpes and do weird stuff with your teddy bear.
Stewie: HE does weird stuff; I just don't stop him.
Chris: Why are your nipples poking into me?!
Meg: Sorry! That happens when I'm cold.
Chris: But why are there THREE of them?!
Meg: They're aren't! Two of them are moles.
Chris: Those numbers still don't add up!