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Cosmo Kramer is Jerry's crazy neighbor across the way in his apartment complex.  Krmaer is a ridiculous human being who is constantly known for barging into Jerry's apartment and eating all his food.  Though Kramer never has a steady job, he is constantly scheming throughout the series whether it's making a coffee book about coffee tables or co-creating the Bro with Frank Costanza.

Cosmo Kramer Quotes

Jerry: "Quone"?
Helen: 3031
Jerry: "Quone"? No, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to challenge that.
(Jerry picks up the dictionary.)
Helen: 32
Kramer: No, you don't have to challenge that. That's a word. That's a definite word.
Jerry: I am challenging.
Kramer: Quone. To quone something.
Jerry: Uh-huh.
(Jerry looks up the word.)
Helen: I'm not playing with you anymore.
Morty: Quone's not a word.
Jerry: No good. Sorry. There it is. Get it off.
Helen: (to Kramer) Why did you make me put that down?
Kramer: Nah, we need a medical dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you quone him.

Kramer (Kessler): You got any meat?
Jerry: Meat? I don't, I don't know, go hunt!

Seinfeld Quotes

Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.

George

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!

George