Diane Simmons
Bio
Diane Simmons is one half of the Quahog 5 News team on Family Guy. Diane is voiced by Lori Alan and can frequently be seen bickering with her co-anchor Tom Tucker with hilarious results.
Quotes
Tom and Diane: (both stoned) Here's Ollie Williams with the Blaccu-weather forecast.
Tom: How's the weather look, Ollie?
(cut to a stoned Ollie at a field)
Ollie: (calmly) Not too bad.
(cut back to Tom and Diane)
Tom: Right on.
Tom: How's the weather look, Ollie?
(cut to a stoned Ollie at a field)
Ollie: (calmly) Not too bad.
(cut back to Tom and Diane)
Tom: Right on.
Peter: He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.
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