Joe Swanson is Peter's handicapable, suoer macho friend and neighbor on Family Guy. Joe is voiced by the always fantastic Patrick Warburton.
Joe is married to the constantly pregnant Bonnie until she eventually popped out Susie. His son, Kevin, was killed in Iraq.
Joe: Hey can you tell me what that Lady Gaga is? Is that a band... or a soda, or a store, or one of those terms like "donkey punch?"
Joe: Is it a douche? Is Lady Gaga a douche? Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.
I just suggested a line of handicapable toys - ya know, to show the kids the fun of being physically challengedJoe