Peter Griffin is the overweight patriarch of Family Guy. Peter is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.
Peter, of questionable intelligence and ambition, somehow manage to land the beautiful, intelligent, and wealthy Lois. Hey, I guess that's why they call it television.
Although Peter's best friend is definitely his talking dog, Brian, he also has his great drinking buddies, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland, who he gets into all sorts of zany adventures with.
That was the start of the dark times. The banks took our bars, our businesses, and then our homes. A change had to be made. A change only one man could make. I am The Windmaker. And I shoot monkeys now.Peter
Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
Peter: What the hell does rant mean?