Family Guy

Peter Griffin Quotes

Peter: "Hey Lois, that not-Stewie kid fell over."
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Peter: "I was 18 and my body was firm from push-ups and sit-ups..."
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Peter: "I'M Back Bush?"
Quagmire: "This can't be a surprise to you, Peter."
Peter: "Yea, I knew, I just didn't know you knew!"
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Peter: "I'm not afraid to stand up to friends. Just ask Spartacus!"
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Peter: "You don't now how smooth Quagmire is...he's like a vagician!"
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Peter: "And tell the African-American elevator employee that he can stop wearing gloves."
Carter: "Why don't you just tell him that he can sleep with my wife too!"
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Peter: "Yes, the penis one."
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Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."
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Peter: "Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Wow! I had never believed in the Holocaust until now."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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