Jonathan Slavin stars as Phil Mymen on ABC's new comedy, Better Off Ted. Phil is a top research scientist at Veridian Dynamics and works directly under Ted.
Phil is married but seems fairly inept at that relationship. He seems a little better at his one with his co-worker and best friend, Lem.
Phil is easily manipulated into doing whatever the company asks such as freezing himself in the pilot.
Phil: Blobby, like Bobby, only with an l
Lem: Don't name it or you won't want to eat it. Remember Chester the carrot?
Phil: Yeah, I miss him
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Ted: At least meat grown in a test tube doesn't feel pain. Please tell me it doesn't feel pain.
Lem: We don't think so.
Phil: Yeah, although interestingly, it does respond to music
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Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of thingsTed
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Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Ted: Halloween and pie
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