Jonathan Slavin stars as Phil Mymen on ABC's new comedy, Better Off Ted.  Phil is a top research scientist at Veridian Dynamics and works directly under Ted.

Phil is married but seems fairly inept at that relationship.  He seems a little better at his one with his co-worker and best friend, Lem.

Phil is easily manipulated into doing whatever the company asks such as freezing himself in the pilot.

Phil Mymen Quotes

Lem: Oh, my God. Maybe we're evil scientists.
Phil: (laughing manically) I'm sorry. I laugh like that when faced with an unpleasant truth. That's why I got thrown out of that Al Gore movie.

Phil: Blobby, like Bobby, only with an l
Lem: Don't name it or you won't want to eat it. Remember Chester the carrot?
Phil: Yeah, I miss him

Better Off Ted Quotes

Lem: Oh, my God. Maybe we're evil scientists.
Phil: (laughing manically) I'm sorry. I laugh like that when faced with an unpleasant truth. That's why I got thrown out of that Al Gore movie.

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

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