Principal Skinner
Bio
Principal W. Seymour Skinner is the principal of Springfield elementary on The Simpsons. Seymour was actually born Armin Tamazarian but swapped places with his seargeant when he returned from Vietnam war. Now he lives with his mother and has an on and off again relationship with Edna Krabappel. His greatest nemesis is either Bart or Superintendent Chalmers, you decide.
Quotes
Principal Skinner: We can handle the alcoholism, melted cheese in the microwave and, selling A's for cigarettes, but not laying a hand on a child.
Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters. Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.
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