Principal Skinner Quotes
Season 24, Episode 10: "A Test Before Trying"
Bart: Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips.
Seymour: Save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam.
• Rating: Unrated
Chalmers: I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.
Skinner: Even mushroom risotto?
Chalmers: What do you think?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Principal Skinner: We can handle the alcoholism, melted cheese in the microwave and, selling A's for cigarettes, but not laying a hand on a child.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 20: "Homer Scissorhands"
Principal Skinner: That theremin has paid for itself time and time again.
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Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Principal Skinner: You yell at me for everything.
Superintendent Chalmers: Well I cant yell at anyone else. Teachers have unions. Students have parents.
Principal Skinner: What about Willie?
Superintendent Chalmers: I like Willie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Principal Skinner: Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have is throwing cold water on young children's dreams. Ralph, you're not a kangaroo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Principal Skinner: Buying trophies from those cash-strapped schools really filled out the case.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 20: "To Surveil With Love"
Principal Skinner: Ralph Wiggum will be standing in for your lectern.
Ralph: I'm a furniture.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 15: "Stealing First Base"
Bart: Where's Mrs. K?
Principal Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland. Apparently the people she hired to deprogram her sister from that cult were an even worse cult.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 14: "Postcards from the Wedge"
Homer: I say this boy needs more homework. I don't have to do it with him, do I?
Principal Skinner: No.
Homer: Pile it on. I want him to be Korean by the time he's done.
• Rating: Unrated
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