Snake Jailbird
Bio
Chester "Snake Jailbird" Turley is the constantly recurring convict on The Simpsons. Even if he's not busy robbing poor Apu's Kwik-E-Mart, he's usually seen getting arrested for something during most of his scenes.
Quotes
Judge Snyder: You stand accused of giving hope to scrawny young men. How do you plead?
Snake: Guilty of being innocent!
(Crowd laughs, Santa's Little Helper growls)
Snake: Guilty of being innocent!
(Crowd laughs, Santa's Little Helper growls)
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