Chester "Snake Jailbird" Turley is the constantly recurring convict on The Simpsons. Even if he's not busy robbing poor Apu's Kwik-E-Mart, he's usually seen getting arrested for something during most of his scenes.
Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!
Snake
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Chief Wiggum: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Cops don't have a lot of friends. Civilians are afraid of us and other cops just remind of us things we want to forget. That's why your friendship is so special to me.
Homer: Chief, me too.
Snake: Umm, you know I've been back here for like ten hours. Any chance of a bathroom break?
Chief Wiggum: Thanks a lot jail bird. Now I have you on burglary and killing a moment.
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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!
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Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?
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