Tom Tucker is one of the two anchors for Family Guy's fictional news program Quahog 5 News.  Tom is voiced by Seth MacFarlane and is narcissistic, but rightfully so with a moustache that beautiful.

Tom Tucker Quotes

Tom Tucker: In other news: There was trouble at the White House today when President Bush stuck his finger in an electrical socket. When asked why he did it, the president replied "Cheney told me that was where leprechauns hide their gold"

Diane: A tragic accident today in the north Providence area, a family of four lost their lives when their mini van swerved off the road and into a ravine, exploding on impact.
[Tom laughs]
Diane: Do you find this funny Tom?
Tom: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I was remembering I accidentally put my shirt on inside out this morning. It's fine now though. So what were you saying about a.... fashion show?

Family Guy Quotes

Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.

Brian

Brian: What's on his arms?
Stewie: Those are waterwings. He was terrified of the water.