Tom Tucker Quotes
Season 9, Episode 6: "Brian Writes a Bestseller"
Tom Tucker: Wish it, Want it, Do it. Am I pronouncing that correctly?
• Rating: 3.4 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 5: "Baby, You Knock Me Out"
Tom Tucker: Coming up next? A boxing match where boxers are bleeding before the fight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 2: "Excellence in Broadcasting"
Tom Tucker: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Where's Diane, Ollie?
Ollie: She dead!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 1: "And Then There Were Fewer"
Tom Tucker: What do you think, Ollie? I miss Ollie.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tom Tucker: The same thing happened to me... but with a mustache.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "420"
Tom and Diane: (both stoned) Here's Ollie Williams with the Blaccu-weather forecast.
Tom: How's the weather look, Ollie?
(cut to a stoned Ollie at a field)
Ollie: (calmly) Not too bad.
(cut back to Tom and Diane)
Tom: Right on.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 6: "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
Tom: We're now down to our final two competitors: Peter Griffin and Omar North Tower. Omar, you'll be going first. Your word is "coagulate".
Omar: C-O-A-G-A...
[Buzzer sounds]
Tom: Ooh! I'm sorry, Omar! [mutters under his breath] Bet you could spell "box cutter".
Omar: I'm nine years old, and I'm Indian! Ugh!
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: Okay, our next spelling bee contestant is Omar Mahajar-ifaah... something September 11thy. All right, Omar, your word is "candy".
Omar: Candy. C-A-N-D-Y. Candy.
Tom: That's correct. Our next contestant is Peter Griffin.
[Peter comes up to the microphone]
Tom: Peter, your word is "tree".
Peter: Can you use it in a sentence please?
Tom: There is a tree by the lake.
Peter: Huh. Can you use it in a dirty sentence?
Tom: I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where I asphixiate myself at the same time I'm watching them have sex with each other.
Peter: T-R-E-E. Tree.
Tom: Correct!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 9: "Back to the Woods"
Tom Tucker: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Coming up, important traffic news that can't help you because you're some place where a TV is.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Lois Kills Stewie"
Tom Tucker: Good Evening, I'm Tom Tucker with Channel 5 News. We now go live to Ollie Williams, recapping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. What happened last time Ollie?
Ollie: (yelling) Stewie killed Lois!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: (yelling) Peter got blamed!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: (yelling) Peter went to court!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: (yelling) Lois came back!
Tom: How?
Ollie: (yelling) Wasn't really dead!
Tom: Thanks Ollie, and now part two.
• Rating: Unrated
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