(Gregory Peck and his kids are riding in the car, his kids look and talk exactly like him) Son #1: Are we there yet? Son #2: It's crowded back here! Son #3: Stop touching me! Son #2: Your leg is rubbing up against mine! Gregory Peck: Hey! Quiet down or I'm pulling over. Son #1: Stop breathing on the window! Son #2: You idiot! That's condensation, it's on the outside. Gregory Peck: That's it! I will come back there and so help me god, I will hit you with my ring-hand.
(Iraqi Guy tells Iraqi Suicide Bomber how to bomb a store.) Iraqi Suicide Bomber: Ok, I go in store, I throw Back-Pack, Big boom! Iraqi Guy: No, no, no, you are big boom, big hero! Iraqi Suicide Bomber: Okay right, so I throw backpack, come back and have big hero party with many virgins! Iraqi Guy: No no no no no no. You BOOM! Iraqi Suicide Bomber: Ohh ok ok, I put on backpack, BOOM, then I come back, big hero virgins. Iraqi Guy: OK yeah, see you in a few minutes big hero.