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When Chris is approached to join the military, Brian goes to the recruitment office to argue them.  While there, Stewie signs the two up for service, and after boot camp, they find themselves in Iraq.  The duo does whatever it takes to get discharged.  Meanwhile, Chris joins a goth band.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

(Iraqi Guy tells Iraqi Suicide Bomber how to bomb a store.)
Iraqi Suicide Bomber: Ok, I go in store, I throw Back-Pack, Big boom!
Iraqi Guy: No, no, no, you are big boom, big hero!
Iraqi Suicide Bomber: Okay right, so I throw backpack, come back and have big hero party with many virgins!
Iraqi Guy: No no no no no no. You BOOM!
Iraqi Suicide Bomber: Ohh ok ok, I put on backpack, BOOM, then I come back, big hero virgins.
Iraqi Guy: OK yeah, see you in a few minutes big hero.

(playing piano and singing) I am Peter Griffin, I like fancy food, I like reading comic books and dressing like a dude! (throws piano) Oh yeah! Rock 'n' roll!