Jake and Charlie

Charlie has his license suspended on the season finale of Two and a Half Men. It's up to Jake to drive him around.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jake's New Girlfriend

Jake brings home his much older girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" is the 15th episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

The Two and a Half Men

Walden, Alan and Jake converse in this Two and a Half Men scene. It's courtesy of the episode "Thank You For The Intercourse."
Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Whipped by the Third Generation

Just when Alan and Charlie think they have their house back, they realized they're whipped by the third generation... Jake and his girlfriend, Celeste.
Rating: Unrated

Missi & Jake

Missi and Jake head to the beach house on Two and a Half Men. "Avoid the Chinese Mustard" is the seventh episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: Unrated

Tammy Is Furious

Tammy is furious with Jake when she finds out he's been cheating on her and with whom on Two and a Half Men. "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show" is the 20th episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: Unrated

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket