Favorite Jake Harper Photos

Jake Gets Math Homework

Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake Making Out

Jake makes out with a girl on Charlie's couch in "Springtime on a Stick."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Guys in the Kitchen

Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake on Skype

Jake uses Skype to communicate with Alan in this scene from the Two and a Half Men Season 10 premiere.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake and a Girl

Charlie interrupts Jake while he tries to get his mack on in "Springtime on a Stick."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Annoyed with Jake

Charlie gets annoyed with Jake when he continues to piss off Charlie's fiancee, Chelsea. Don't come between a man and his booty.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Drives Jake

Despite Jake's constant please to drive, Charlie takes the wheel as the two of them reverse... over Chelsea's cat... to get some food.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake Harper Photograph

Jake has a crush on his chemistry teacher. That's what he's pondering in this photo from "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake Takes a Picture of Himself

Jake takes a picture of himself with his cell phone to show his nine year old girlfriend that he is in fact wearing the necklace she gave him. Now help me with my math homework.
Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Charlie Advises Jake

Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.
Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jake Wakes Up Charlie

Jake keeps trying to wake up Charlie to convince him to let Jake use his permit and go for a drive in Charlie's $80,000 Mercedes. Not gonna happen.
Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper

Angus T. Jones stars as Jake Harper on Two and a Half Men. Jake is Alan's son and is definitely an underachiever but quite the eater.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog

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