Alan tries to figure out why Lyndsey's with her boyfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
Lyndsey goes out on a date with someone other than Alan on Two and a Half Men. "Run, Steven Staven! Run!" is the 14 episode of the show's tenth season.
Are Alan and Lyndsey ready to take their relationship to the next level on Two and a Half Men. "Something My Gynocologist Said" is the eighth episode of the show's tenth season.
Alan and Lindsey decide to try and spice up their love life on Two and a Half Men. "Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt" is the third episode of the show's tenth season.
Alan and Lindsey argue on this episode of Two and a Half Men. "Oh Look! Al Qaeda!" is the 24th installment and the season finale of the show's 9th season.
When Alan moves in with Lindsey the results are not what he expected on Two and a Half Men. "Mr. Hose Says Yes" is the 21st episode of the show's 9th season
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid. Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass." Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch
Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together. Charlie: Thanks. Woman: Your wife must be proud. Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married. Woman: Too bad. Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog
