Dr. Cuddy: Tell me what you came here for, House. House: I've got a legitimate medical excuse. Dr. Cuddy: You must be so proud. House: I've forgotten it. I guess it's no big deal, since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma. Dr. Cuddy: I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles. House: Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut. Dr. Cuddy: I don't know why you chose to give them the names of someone's aunts. House: It's a compliment. They're always smokin'.