Quagmire:(Quagmire is standing behind a woman that has a nice back) Hey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates? (Woman turns around and we see a woman who is overweight from the front) Woman: Sure! Quagmire: Never mind. Boy, you look a lot better from the back. Woman: You jerk! (Woman turns around giving Quagmire her back) Quagmire: Oh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere? No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Quagmire, remember what's on the other side.