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Episode Details

When Peter uses Meg's money to buy a tank, she has to get a job at the new Superstore. Soon the new Superstore puts all the other stores out of business and begins sucking the town's power.

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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.


Quagmire:(Quagmire is standing behind a woman that has a nice back) Hey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates?
(Woman turns around and we see a woman who is overweight from the front)
Woman: Sure!
Quagmire: Never mind. Boy, you look a lot better from the back.
Woman: You jerk!
(Woman turns around giving Quagmire her back)
Quagmire: Oh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere? No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Quagmire, remember what's on the other side.