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You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

Stewie

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• Added: August 18, 2009

How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter

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• Added: August 18, 2009

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